The Telegraph and Mail chose the best one, in which the Queen seems to be curtseying to a finger-wagging Dame Helen Mirren. (Could she be telling Her Majesty that she's too old for life-saving drugs?)
Everyone has further pictures inside, and it's all a bit lame.
Mirren tells Kate how to be Queen, in the Mail,
"A Palace of stars to celebrate the Queen's 60 years of backing the arts" (Telegraph), "A starry, starry night at Palace" (Express)
And then there's this in the Mirror.
A bit of designer detail, a bit of imagination and a true touch of class